i forgot about these two articles that someone sent me to take a look at. this may seem odd, but what triggered me bringing these back was when my good friend asked me what the TRUE definition of a donkey punch was. lmao. *i see you* anyhow, these articles don't answer that question but i wanted to share them with you. the website to Men's Health magazine had these two articles up:
What Women Want from Men: 50 Things She Wishes You Knew
What Men Want From Women: 50 Things Men Wish You Knew
comment me on your favorites. sure, it gives you something to do. "DO IT"
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oh geez. you want to know the TRUE definition of a Donkey Punch is...the menarebetterthanwomen.com website says:
"What the Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. That’s it. Try it yourself and you’ll know why they call it a Donkey Punch. If you disagree, why not invent a sexual move that involves a woman jumping off a roof and landing on your cock. Call it the Stupid Jackass."
Read the full post
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however, i've heard like 3 different definitions. please, feel free to comment me what you think the definition is. my friend would love it.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
the death of females
i was talking to brother earlier today about some random stuff (as always). then, i caught myself doing it again. what all females tend to do...ASSUME. we make ASSUMPTIONS, ridiculous assumptions that (a)once we say them we deem them true because (for some reason) we like to think we're right without having evidence or (b)we just tend to talk out of our asses for the simple fact of just talking non-stop like someone's actually listening and understanding what the hell we're talking about or (c)we think it's funny at the time to say them and don't realize until later that we shouldn't have said that out loud. and then we swear we don't understand why the guys we talk to have selective hearing. [this is a moment we need to step back and look at the bigger picture that really isn't that big of a deal] i'd hate to have to admit to siding with guys for the sake of me being a female, but most of the time i try to understand both sides. in this case, i'm just highlighting the guy side of situations like these.
so back to making assumptions. why do we do this? i really think it's so that we have some type of answer without having to do work in finding out the truth for ourselves. the situation can be serious or really small, yet instead of finding out like CSI: we come up with "theories" of our own. and with that, comes the actions we make that are more than likely unnecessary if we just took the time out to find out the truth about the situation. so why don't we find out the truth about the situation? because we have pussies and we tend to act like pussies. (i hate that word, by the way). we don't ASK. and since we don't ask, it kills us emotionally.
but it's simple, yet with simple things we almost always tend to make them complicated. ASK, not ASSUME. and i need to practice what i preach.
amen. (wink and the gun)
so back to making assumptions. why do we do this? i really think it's so that we have some type of answer without having to do work in finding out the truth for ourselves. the situation can be serious or really small, yet instead of finding out like CSI: we come up with "theories" of our own. and with that, comes the actions we make that are more than likely unnecessary if we just took the time out to find out the truth about the situation. so why don't we find out the truth about the situation? because we have pussies and we tend to act like pussies. (i hate that word, by the way). we don't ASK. and since we don't ask, it kills us emotionally.
but it's simple, yet with simple things we almost always tend to make them complicated. ASK, not ASSUME. and i need to practice what i preach.
amen. (wink and the gun)
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
happy medium
there's too much, too little, too boring, too fickle, too selfish, too giving, too hopeful, too cynical, too sensitive, too cold, too shy, too bold...
where's the happy medium?
on other notes within a note:
-being selective... is that a bad thing?
-i need a muse
where's the happy medium?
on other notes within a note:
-being selective... is that a bad thing?
-i need a muse
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Jerkin'!
Some of my past Riverside County High school students that I worked with two years ago use to dance a certain way that I thought was cute and funny, but never did I think it would spread onto YouTube. I found some Fairfax HS students on youtube who apparently know how to edit and post their videos on YouTube. Oh, LA... how you produce such interesting youth! I actually like their dance. anyhow, enjoy! JERK away. hahaha.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Happy Valentine's Day! (2009 version)
in essence of this Hallmark holiday that we oh-so forget to mention and remember the massacre of St. Valentine himself... here's a youtube video.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
the 25
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1. i use to be the person who always said "i'll drive" any/everywhere and am now that person who would much rather have someone else drive.
2. at random times when i'm at home (right when i wake up, in the middle of working on homework, or before i go to sleep), i'll get up from my bed, blast a song from my ipod and ipod dock, and start dancing in front of the mirror just to see if i can still dance (since i barely go out) and not look stupid while i'm at it.
3. i've had to put on braces twice because i didn't wear my retainers and thought i was too cool to have to remember to put them on. after having to pay for the second set and $1,000 later, i try my best to wear them now.
4. i find it ridiculously amazing when someone can read me or guess my sign in hopes that they truly know me, but i know they don't. so i read into zodiac signs and all that astrology stuff to get my hopes up so that there's some type of answer to explain why i am the way i am.
5. i love "me too!" moments. my eyes get big and it's usually followed, if not started by, an "oh my God!" with an occasional "no way?!" (yes, my valley girl kicks in) and a contemplative smile. it makes me feel and know that i'm not alone.
6. when i'm sad, i bake and never eat what i bake. cookies, cupcakes, cakes, brownies (well, maybe 1 brownie), or some type of dessert. so hey, if you have a sweet tooth and i'm having a crap ass day, hit me up!
7. i only remember verses of songs that i relate to at that moment in time and copy/paste them somewhere (or if i'm driving, i'll google them later when i get home). that's where the "i'm-such-a-female-and-don't-want-to-be-emo-but-a-song-says-it-better-in-a-melody" moments kick in.
8. don't think less of me, but to prevent me from sleeping during meetings at work or classes at school...i think about sex. it's the only thing that keeps me awake. i promise i'm not a perv.
9. i hate receiving late night, drunk phone calls and i don't make them either. there are very few where i make an exception.
10. i have to clean my room before i work on homework. for some reason, i have to be in a clean area to help me focus and i'm usually in my room to start on it.
11. i'll start singing a verse from a song out of nowhere with no music playing, but only a verse. after that, i'll take a few minutes to think about what goes after that and if i don't know... i'll either stop or repeat the same verse over and over and over again as if that's how the whole song actually is.
12. i think happy thoughts/memories when i'm driving in the car and i'll start giggling or smiling. sometimes i hope someone sees me doing either so that they'll start giggling or smiling too. i just want to spread the happiness.
13. nothing makes me happier than when i laugh so hard i cry when i'm joking around with my sisters, mom, and cousin sheena.
14. i've had about 5 people tell me that i look like that chick on youtube that goes by "Happy Slip". youtube her. i really don't think so though. i also have been mistaken for Michelle Foronda way too many times in high school (what's up, twin!).
15. it truly irks me when words are misspelled and posted on-line. spell check is there for a reason. it also bugs the crap out of me when people don't have an image/avatar on these social networking sites. come on! i hate seeing the default image. you're not invisible man, you know! i know you have one picture you'd like to share even if it's hiding your face!
16. in 6th grade, i won the gold medal in girls' shot put for my middle school's olympics. no, not special olympics, jerks. but, come to think of it, that's kind of butch. i was mad skinny back then. that thing was 8 lbs, i think?
17. when friends or family can't cheer me up, i google inspirational quotes on-line. today i found "before you talk about what you want--really appreciate what you have before it's gone" (ethan daniel).
18. Both of my grandmas passed away in the month of February, before Valentine's day. I think they wanted to meet up with my grandpas in time. =) hopeless romantics, maybe? (you all are missed, but i know you guys are all happy now. i seriously think you guys are having a ball up there. enjoy!)
19. I like change. Not just Obama-change, but cent change (quarters, nickels, dimes, even pennies!). Feed my piggy bank! Yes, I have one that was given to me as a gift. I like "cent" change because they're life savers when it comes to vending machines (that could be my worst enemy) at work and/or school, parking meters in LA or SD, and the laundromat.
20. I had a Boost mobile phone. Ohhhh shutyourface! It was free at a Common/Kanye/Talib concert I went to with my friend CJ. He got one too and we only used it once. I have no idea where mine is anymore. I should've sold it. darn.
21. i tend to say "see you later" or "talk to you later" in an English accent, all the time, like it's natural. "see you lay-tuh". i think i've watched Harry Potter way too much.
22. the first time i saw "ftw" i thought it was "what the fuck" (wtf) backwards. yea, you know "fuck the what?"...but then a few minutes after i asked brother baysick and he said it means "for the win". LMAO. uhhh i swear i'm not blonde.
23. i fell asleep on this guy's chest and i woke up in a pool of drool. i slowly glanced to see if he was awake, wiped it off because he was shirtless, and pretended to go back to sleep. he said "you're not slick" and was awake the whole time. fail.
24. i've had dreams that I was the girlfriend of the following celebrities: Lebron James, Michael Jordan, Isaiah Washington (the doctor that got kicked off Grey's Anatomy for calling T.R. Knight a fag; this particular dream was the craziest sex dream ever, haven't had one since.), JC Chasez (i was hoping for Justin), and Kobe (his last name isn't necessary to put down, obviously).
25. in high school, i was the co-captain for the Varsity Volleyball team my junior year. And, i was crowned Prom Queen and my boyfriend at the time was crowned Prom King at our Senior Prom. yea yea yea. woopty-freakin-hoo!
in addition...
starting in 5th grade, i was highly influenced by my brother in the following nerdy things:
-in middle school, i had a bright orange Import Tuner shirt with a prelude on the back. i'm laughing at myself so you don't have to.
-i've sat and watched all of the Star Wars movies. And,i've watched 1-3 on opening day.
-any comic book questions i have been/are/will always be answered by him.
-i use to help him navigate when he played Resident Evil or Metal Gear Solid and can proudly say i helped tremendously through rigorous stages.
-i will forever clown on him about watching Hidalgo.
-in middle school, i always hung around the other asians and we promised we'd made a car crew named ITR (intense team racing). i'm shaking my head right now, too."
-i use to play Counter Strike and Halo a lot. my handle name was "a chick" so that when i got a kill it would say "a chick killed you."
-i use to play Sims on playstation until 3-4am.
-i was a hardcore SailorMoon fan. card collector and posters on the wall.
-i LOVE harry potter.
-i like going to barnes&noble or borders and read books.
1. i use to be the person who always said "i'll drive" any/everywhere and am now that person who would much rather have someone else drive.
2. at random times when i'm at home (right when i wake up, in the middle of working on homework, or before i go to sleep), i'll get up from my bed, blast a song from my ipod and ipod dock, and start dancing in front of the mirror just to see if i can still dance (since i barely go out) and not look stupid while i'm at it.
3. i've had to put on braces twice because i didn't wear my retainers and thought i was too cool to have to remember to put them on. after having to pay for the second set and $1,000 later, i try my best to wear them now.
4. i find it ridiculously amazing when someone can read me or guess my sign in hopes that they truly know me, but i know they don't. so i read into zodiac signs and all that astrology stuff to get my hopes up so that there's some type of answer to explain why i am the way i am.
5. i love "me too!" moments. my eyes get big and it's usually followed, if not started by, an "oh my God!" with an occasional "no way?!" (yes, my valley girl kicks in) and a contemplative smile. it makes me feel and know that i'm not alone.
6. when i'm sad, i bake and never eat what i bake. cookies, cupcakes, cakes, brownies (well, maybe 1 brownie), or some type of dessert. so hey, if you have a sweet tooth and i'm having a crap ass day, hit me up!
7. i only remember verses of songs that i relate to at that moment in time and copy/paste them somewhere (or if i'm driving, i'll google them later when i get home). that's where the "i'm-such-a-female-and-don't-want-to-be-emo-but-a-song-says-it-better-in-a-melody" moments kick in.
8. don't think less of me, but to prevent me from sleeping during meetings at work or classes at school...i think about sex. it's the only thing that keeps me awake. i promise i'm not a perv.
9. i hate receiving late night, drunk phone calls and i don't make them either. there are very few where i make an exception.
10. i have to clean my room before i work on homework. for some reason, i have to be in a clean area to help me focus and i'm usually in my room to start on it.
11. i'll start singing a verse from a song out of nowhere with no music playing, but only a verse. after that, i'll take a few minutes to think about what goes after that and if i don't know... i'll either stop or repeat the same verse over and over and over again as if that's how the whole song actually is.
12. i think happy thoughts/memories when i'm driving in the car and i'll start giggling or smiling. sometimes i hope someone sees me doing either so that they'll start giggling or smiling too. i just want to spread the happiness.
13. nothing makes me happier than when i laugh so hard i cry when i'm joking around with my sisters, mom, and cousin sheena.
14. i've had about 5 people tell me that i look like that chick on youtube that goes by "Happy Slip". youtube her. i really don't think so though. i also have been mistaken for Michelle Foronda way too many times in high school (what's up, twin!).
15. it truly irks me when words are misspelled and posted on-line. spell check is there for a reason. it also bugs the crap out of me when people don't have an image/avatar on these social networking sites. come on! i hate seeing the default image. you're not invisible man, you know! i know you have one picture you'd like to share even if it's hiding your face!
16. in 6th grade, i won the gold medal in girls' shot put for my middle school's olympics. no, not special olympics, jerks. but, come to think of it, that's kind of butch. i was mad skinny back then. that thing was 8 lbs, i think?
17. when friends or family can't cheer me up, i google inspirational quotes on-line. today i found "before you talk about what you want--really appreciate what you have before it's gone" (ethan daniel).
18. Both of my grandmas passed away in the month of February, before Valentine's day. I think they wanted to meet up with my grandpas in time. =) hopeless romantics, maybe? (you all are missed, but i know you guys are all happy now. i seriously think you guys are having a ball up there. enjoy!)
19. I like change. Not just Obama-change, but cent change (quarters, nickels, dimes, even pennies!). Feed my piggy bank! Yes, I have one that was given to me as a gift. I like "cent" change because they're life savers when it comes to vending machines (that could be my worst enemy) at work and/or school, parking meters in LA or SD, and the laundromat.
20. I had a Boost mobile phone. Ohhhh shutyourface! It was free at a Common/Kanye/Talib concert I went to with my friend CJ. He got one too and we only used it once. I have no idea where mine is anymore. I should've sold it. darn.
21. i tend to say "see you later" or "talk to you later" in an English accent, all the time, like it's natural. "see you lay-tuh". i think i've watched Harry Potter way too much.
22. the first time i saw "ftw" i thought it was "what the fuck" (wtf) backwards. yea, you know "fuck the what?"...but then a few minutes after i asked brother baysick and he said it means "for the win". LMAO. uhhh i swear i'm not blonde.
23. i fell asleep on this guy's chest and i woke up in a pool of drool. i slowly glanced to see if he was awake, wiped it off because he was shirtless, and pretended to go back to sleep. he said "you're not slick" and was awake the whole time. fail.
24. i've had dreams that I was the girlfriend of the following celebrities: Lebron James, Michael Jordan, Isaiah Washington (the doctor that got kicked off Grey's Anatomy for calling T.R. Knight a fag; this particular dream was the craziest sex dream ever, haven't had one since.), JC Chasez (i was hoping for Justin), and Kobe (his last name isn't necessary to put down, obviously).
25. in high school, i was the co-captain for the Varsity Volleyball team my junior year. And, i was crowned Prom Queen and my boyfriend at the time was crowned Prom King at our Senior Prom. yea yea yea. woopty-freakin-hoo!
in addition...
starting in 5th grade, i was highly influenced by my brother in the following nerdy things:
-in middle school, i had a bright orange Import Tuner shirt with a prelude on the back. i'm laughing at myself so you don't have to.
-i've sat and watched all of the Star Wars movies. And,i've watched 1-3 on opening day.
-any comic book questions i have been/are/will always be answered by him.
-i use to help him navigate when he played Resident Evil or Metal Gear Solid and can proudly say i helped tremendously through rigorous stages.
-i will forever clown on him about watching Hidalgo.
-in middle school, i always hung around the other asians and we promised we'd made a car crew named ITR (intense team racing). i'm shaking my head right now, too."
-i use to play Counter Strike and Halo a lot. my handle name was "a chick" so that when i got a kill it would say "a chick killed you."
-i use to play Sims on playstation until 3-4am.
-i was a hardcore SailorMoon fan. card collector and posters on the wall.
-i LOVE harry potter.
-i like going to barnes&noble or borders and read books.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Explorer/Builder
so tambs sent me this link:
Chemistry
and my results showed this....
You have a great deal of energy and vitality. You are curious, creative and resilient. You have many interests; and you find pleasure in doing and thinking about all sorts of things.
You tend to be optimistic, seeing the world as a place of adventure-- physical, intellectual or both. You seek first-hand experiences. And when you embark on a project or expedition, you like to be organized, thorough and responsible.
You enjoy the pleasures of the senses, yet you are firmly grounded in reality and live in the here and now. You can be charming and charismatic; and you sometimes like to surprise those you love with generous presents.
You also have a clear moral compass and stand up for your beliefs. And in spite of your flexibility and enjoyment of novelty, you have a genuine respect for home, family, work and community. You are conscientious, dependable, cooperative and protective.
Explorer primary traits
* Novelty seeking
* Impulsive and spontaneous
* Curious
* Creative
* Flexible
* Open-minded
* Energetic
Builder secondary traits
* Traditional
* Social
* Loyal
* Dependable
* Patient
* Community oriented
* Orderly
In Love and Relationships
You are attracted to people who will explore ideas, philosophies, cities and/or the natural world with you. You like spontaneous, curious risk-takers like yourself. And you want a partner who shares your live-and-let-live attitude. But you also need someone who is eager to help you build strong family and community ties. You are interested in sex; sexual compatibility is an important part of your primary relationship. Although you like to spend your money, you admire frugal people and believe in saving-except when an appropriate adventure comes along. And you seek a partner who is pragmatic, who shares your view of duty and tradition and whom you regard as moral and cooperative. Yet he or she has to have your level of energy and curiosity too.
Relating to others
You have a keen sense of humor and a great many interests-so people gravitate to you. You are also savvy at managing and handling others. And because you are broad-minded, adaptable and playful, as well as dependable and loyal, you can be an exciting yet stable and dedicated friend and colleague.
Things to be aware of
-Don't assume someone isn't funny just because they don't display their sense of humor instantly.
-You can be so charming that you can get into a relationship too fast. Honor your natural caution and go slowly.
-Explorers and Builders rarely indulge in self-analysis and they can hide their emotions. Let people know how you feel.
[and pretty much everything is on point.]
Sunday, February 1, 2009
reciprocal love
Thank you, I hate you, I'm sorry
Thank you
because without your support, I wouldn't be here
I wouldn't have stayed when things got hard
I wouldn't have believed that I could find a life.
Thank you for the way you know me,
for being my best friend for what feels like forever,
and for raising the bar so high that I don't know where to begin.
Thank you for knowing to let go before things got ugly.
On some level, you must've known that forcing me to fly
would force you to fly too, to do the things you know you need.
And maybe you even share the belief that our paths
will join us together again, and for always.
I hate you
for not wanting it badly enough,
for not believing we could do this together,
for not following through.
I hate that you didn't have the balls to take a chance,
to explore this place that's filled with your dreams.
I hate that you don't even seem to be doing
the things that made you stay.
I hate the way you tell me how you feel almost always hurts,
and that most of the time you just don't tell me at all.
I hate that you are the only guy I can imagine loving,
and you make letting go seem so easy,
like it doesn't hurt at all,
like you don't ever cry.
I'm sorry
I left the way I did,
because of what i said to you:
that I would always expect you to follow.
I'm sorry I didn't see it like that.
I thought paving the way would create
an adventure that would change our lives.
I'm sorry I didn't wait until you were ready,
that I didn't think I could, so the decision didn't feel like yours.
I'm sorry that it seemed like your opinion wasn't important,
when nothing could be farther from the truth.
I'm sorry that I doubted our future, and made you doubt it too.
I didn't know well enough myself to tell you
all the things that needed to change, and why.
We both thought we'd have more time, and then I left.
I'll always be sorry for that.
[read from "150 love letters you were never meant to see". thanks shanks!]
Thank you
because without your support, I wouldn't be here
I wouldn't have stayed when things got hard
I wouldn't have believed that I could find a life.
Thank you for the way you know me,
for being my best friend for what feels like forever,
and for raising the bar so high that I don't know where to begin.
Thank you for knowing to let go before things got ugly.
On some level, you must've known that forcing me to fly
would force you to fly too, to do the things you know you need.
And maybe you even share the belief that our paths
will join us together again, and for always.
I hate you
for not wanting it badly enough,
for not believing we could do this together,
for not following through.
I hate that you didn't have the balls to take a chance,
to explore this place that's filled with your dreams.
I hate that you don't even seem to be doing
the things that made you stay.
I hate the way you tell me how you feel almost always hurts,
and that most of the time you just don't tell me at all.
I hate that you are the only guy I can imagine loving,
and you make letting go seem so easy,
like it doesn't hurt at all,
like you don't ever cry.
I'm sorry
I left the way I did,
because of what i said to you:
that I would always expect you to follow.
I'm sorry I didn't see it like that.
I thought paving the way would create
an adventure that would change our lives.
I'm sorry I didn't wait until you were ready,
that I didn't think I could, so the decision didn't feel like yours.
I'm sorry that it seemed like your opinion wasn't important,
when nothing could be farther from the truth.
I'm sorry that I doubted our future, and made you doubt it too.
I didn't know well enough myself to tell you
all the things that needed to change, and why.
We both thought we'd have more time, and then I left.
I'll always be sorry for that.
[read from "150 love letters you were never meant to see". thanks shanks!]
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