Keri Hilson is the SH*T

i love her and her music. a couple of months ago i posted a blog about her upcoming album. she's amazing.

belly dancing

i watched slumdog millionaire (finally). i really liked it. anyway, brother made a slumdog millionare-beat recently and it reminded me of this song.



grinding! lol.

by the way, my blogs are short lately because a)barely have the time to get all philosophical with you guys b)haven't had any 'chin resting on my palm as i sigh' moments in a long time and c)hmm i'm not in the revealing mode. but sure enough, it'll come back to me someday. just don't know when. have a great day!

Don't

i was watching a Lauren London interview about her do's and don'ts of dating but there was one thing that she said that sparked me into creating this blog. "don't ask me for pictures." i don't know what she meant specifically, but it did want me to say that the fact that guys who ask that get TWO THUMBS DOWN. i've had guys ask me for vanessa hudgens-esque pictures via camera phone. come on! are you serious?!

hiero y'all!

this was in my head.

good one

watching Medium to stay up for the late show w/ jimmy fallon. anyway, good line:

"you know the best thing about being alone? there's no one there to let down."

100 Things we ALL should know

i forgot about these two articles that someone sent me to take a look at. this may seem odd, but what triggered me bringing these back was when my good friend asked me what the TRUE definition of a donkey punch was. lmao. *i see you* anyhow, these articles don't answer that question but i wanted to share them with you. the website to Men's Health magazine had these two articles up:


What Women Want from Men: 50 Things She Wishes You Knew


What Men Want From Women: 50 Things Men Wish You Knew



comment me on your favorites. sure, it gives you something to do. "DO IT"

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oh geez. you want to know the TRUE definition of a Donkey Punch is...the menarebetterthanwomen.com website says:

"What the Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. That’s it. Try it yourself and you’ll know why they call it a Donkey Punch. If you disagree, why not invent a sexual move that involves a woman jumping off a roof and landing on your cock. Call it the Stupid Jackass."

Read the full post

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however, i've heard like 3 different definitions. please, feel free to comment me what you think the definition is. my friend would love it.

the death of females

i was talking to brother earlier today about some random stuff (as always). then, i caught myself doing it again. what all females tend to do...ASSUME. we make ASSUMPTIONS, ridiculous assumptions that (a)once we say them we deem them true because (for some reason) we like to think we're right without having evidence or (b)we just tend to talk out of our asses for the simple fact of just talking non-stop like someone's actually listening and understanding what the hell we're talking about or (c)we think it's funny at the time to say them and don't realize until later that we shouldn't have said that out loud. and then we swear we don't understand why the guys we talk to have selective hearing. [this is a moment we need to step back and look at the bigger picture that really isn't that big of a deal] i'd hate to have to admit to siding with guys for the sake of me being a female, but most of the time i try to understand both sides. in this case, i'm just highlighting the guy side of situations like these.

so back to making assumptions. why do we do this? i really think it's so that we have some type of answer without having to do work in finding out the truth for ourselves. the situation can be serious or really small, yet instead of finding out like CSI: we come up with "theories" of our own. and with that, comes the actions we make that are more than likely unnecessary if we just took the time out to find out the truth about the situation. so why don't we find out the truth about the situation? because we have pussies and we tend to act like pussies. (i hate that word, by the way). we don't ASK. and since we don't ask, it kills us emotionally.

but it's simple, yet with simple things we almost always tend to make them complicated. ASK, not ASSUME. and i need to practice what i preach.

amen. (wink and the gun)

save it.

happy medium

there's too much, too little, too boring, too fickle, too selfish, too giving, too hopeful, too cynical, too sensitive, too cold, too shy, too bold...

where's the happy medium?

on other notes within a note:

-being selective... is that a bad thing?
-i need a muse

Jerkin'!

Some of my past Riverside County High school students that I worked with two years ago use to dance a certain way that I thought was cute and funny, but never did I think it would spread onto YouTube. I found some Fairfax HS students on youtube who apparently know how to edit and post their videos on YouTube. Oh, LA... how you produce such interesting youth! I actually like their dance. anyhow, enjoy! JERK away. hahaha.