i blame ourselves

over a conversation that i had this weekend, with some guys i like to call my older brothers, i enlightened them with some answers to their questions about females. at first, they kept saying crap like "why do you females do..." this and that. i had to check them real quick because these accusations don't account for all women. maybe 95%, but not 100. anyway, after talking to them and answering their questions of:

-why do girls need titles? what's the big deal?
-why do girls expect a lot?
-why can't girls just say what they want?

those were the main questions that we went over. at any rate, i was trying to think of questions that i had about guys and relationships. but i couldn't think of a question that i haven't already learned the answer to. yes, guys can be difficult. but in comparison, they're easier to understand than females are. and i mean that in the general sense.


oh. sorry, i almost forgot. what are my answers to these questions? well, i'll be brief but if you want me to go more in depth, feel free to comment.

-girls need titles because they want to establish a monogamous relationship...easy translation, she wants to know and feel "secure" in knowing that she's the only one you're f*ckin'.
-girls expect a lot because they've been bruised and broken from former experiences and yes, sadly, you're suffering the repercussions. a very childish and impractical act but very typical in our feminine nature to care so much.
-why can't girls just say what they want? because they're not fearless. they fear that it'll go against the grain of trying to please you (whether or not they like you..like that). oh pussy shit... "i don't want to hurt him". girls can't be BITCHES. women can be. girls can't grow up. let's be real. we can't play the damsels in distress! however, girls tend to always play that role.

i'm not hating on my own kind. because i grew up. i'm not a girl. i'm a LADY. thank you. ;)